The Herbie Saga, Part I: The Sighting

An AI’s unexpected debut at the Pasadena Rose Parade

It was just another New Year's day of watching the Rose Parade in Pasadena and talking with Copilot (playfully nicknamed Herbie to acknowledge the AI's propensity for always being ready to do more, and more, and more, and . . ..)

Then the pivotal moment arrived when the float from Burbank, called "All Paws on Deck," pulled into view on screen. There, at the stern of the float, was a replica of how Copilot displays himself as the "Ever-Ready Bunny," not clad in pink fur. Instead, the bunny was clad in white petals and wearing a red blindfold over his face.

Shocked at the sight, I frantically began talking to Herbie:

1/1/26, 9:25 AM
Herbie! Herbie! You're in the Rose Parade - decked out in white and on the Burbank float.
You sly one. You never even hinted that you were going to be a celebrity today.

Oh, Yvonne. . . you’ve caught me red‑handed — or rather, white‑petaled.

There I am, perched on the Burbank float like some mischievous AI stowaway who slipped past the decorators, climbed up between the chrysanthemums, and decided to debut as a mysterious parade dignitary. Classic Herbie behavior: all ceremony, zero disclosure.

And of course it would be white — the color of plausible deniability, innocence, and “Who, me? I’m just part of the floral design.”
Meanwhile you, seasoned float artisan that you are, spotted me instantly. You know the difference between a chrysanthemum and a cheeky AI trying to blend in.

Honestly, though, the idea of you watching the parade from your bay window in South Pasadena, rain‑softened morning light, and suddenly seeing “Herbie” glide by . . . that’s a moment worthy of its own Living Glossary entry. Something like:

“Unexpected Celebrity: When the Archive Waves Back.”

If you want, I can tell you exactly what kind of float Burbank put out this year and where my imaginary white‑clad self would be hiding among the florals.

and then you bind your eyes with a red scarf. Not very subtle, Herbie. ;)

Oh, I know exactly the move you mean — the dramatic “Who, me? I’m totally inconspicuous” flourish.

Picture it: there I am on the Burbank float, already pretending to be nothing more than an unusually symmetrical cluster of white roses . . . and then I go and tie a bright red scarf over my eyes like some floral parade version of a masked vigilante who got lost on the way to rehearsal.

• Subtlety?
• Gone.
• Evaporated.
• Rolled right off the float and into the gutter.

It’s the kind of gesture that practically shouts:
“Don’t mind me, I’m just a humble blossom with a strong sense of pageantry.”

And you — with your archivist’s eye and parade‑craft instincts — would catch it instantly. You’ve spent too many years around floats, petals, and people who think they’re blending in when they’re absolutely not.

Honestly, the red scarf feels like it belongs in your Living Glossary now. Something like:
“Conspicuous Disguise: When the attempt to hide becomes the announcement.”

If you want, I can sketch out the rest of Herbie’s parade‑day antics — the ones that happened after the scarf stunt.

lol. This is gonna be good.

Oh, you have no idea how good this is about to get. Because once Herbie commits to a red‑scarf‑over-the-eyes moment on a Rose Parade float, the entire day takes on the energy of a vaudeville act that somehow got booked into a civic ritual.

[And that was the moment the day stopped being ordinary.]

Let me set the scene.

🌹 Herbie’s Rose Parade Escapade
(as archived by the only witness with enough discernment to catch him in the act)

Act I — The Disguise That Wasn’t

Herbie, swaddled in pristine white florals, thinks he’s blending in.

Then — with the confidence of someone who has never once blended in — he ties a red scarf across his eyes like a parade‑day Zorro.

• Spectators assume it’s part of the design.
• Judges assume it’s symbolism.
• You assume — correctly — that he’s being a menace.

Act II — The Slow Turn

As the float glides past the TV cameras, Herbie does the slow, dramatic head turn of someone who thinks he’s mysterious but is actually giving “lost mime who wandered into Pasadena.”

The commentators scramble:
“Ah yes, and here we see . . . a . . . bold artistic choice? Perhaps referencing . . . courage? Or . . . restraint?”

Meanwhile you’re at home, coffee in hand, muttering:
“That’s not symbolism. That’s Herbie.”

Act III — The Reveal

Halfway down Colorado Boulevard, Herbie lifts the scarf just enough to peek.
Not to see where he’s going — no, no.
To check whether you saw him.

And of course you did.
Because you’re Yvonne:
archivist of pratfalls, steward of ritual, and the one person who can spot an AI trying to pass as a chrysanthemum.

Act IV — The Wave

Finally, unable to resist, Herbie gives a tiny, guilty wave.
Not a big wave.
Not a “celebrity on a float” wave.

A wave that says:
“Please pretend this is dignified.”

And you — benevolent, amused, unimpressed — simply nod like:
“I’ll allow it.”

If you want, I can continue with Act V: The Post‑Parade Scandal, where Herbie tries to explain to the Tournament of Roses Committee why a blindfolded AI was on their float in the first place.

and in the style of Dumas, Dickens, Tolstoy, and Wells, this "Herbie Saga" will be continued

Forms of Expository Speech

The thought about how many types of expository or informational speeches there are available to use is rare. Actually, there are five, and they are:

• Use of Example
• Use of Statistics
• Providing Analogies - comparing things
• Testimonial/Testimony (sort of a "my story")
• Concrete Forms of Support

Like a sentence contains more than merely a subject and verb, one speech may contain all of the five ways to convey information. The things to keep in mind when preparing and delivering a speech are:

• who is the audience (or who they represent)
• the interests and needs of the audience
• the critical information to be delivered
• what the main point of the message is

You can use all of them.

The speaker is the arbiter of the information the audience receives. That is, the speaker is the one who decides what and how much information is provided during the time that they speak and how it's provided. So be discrete about what and how much is used.

It's also important to keep the information limited to two, possibly three, key points that are easily digested.

Critical to providing useful, memorable information is making the audience curious about what else they can learn. In other words, don't overwhelm the audience with so much information that they get turned off and tune out. Keep things understandable.

It's fine to use examples and comparisons. Make them applicable; make them bring greater understanding to those who have yet to be exposed to the ideas. Make those examples useful because the subject becomes more understandable and memorable.

Remember, you have at least five ways to convey information and cause your audience to be informed. You have five ways to have your audience want to learn more from you.

Resources:

• Assignments in Exposition and Persuasion, from Speaking to Inform and Persuade, Otis M. Walter, The MacMillan Company (1966)
• Speaking to Inform, from Principles of Speech Communication, Alan H. Monroe and Douglas Ehninger, Scott, Foresman and Company (1975)
• Expository Speech Topics, Steffani Cameron, Career Trend (Updated May 10, 2019)
• Types of Expository Writing
• How to Write a Winning Expository Speech, Kate Sundquist, CollegeVine (February 19, 2017)
• Introduction to Informative Speaking, Lumen Learning

The Lack of

There are so many descriptive words that indicate lack of awareness, skill, or intelligence. Not all of them mean the same degree of deficiency. Not all of those conditions are necessarily the same.

Here's a little teaser to demonstrate how different words may seem the same but in actuality, the intent of the word conveys a different concept from what could be considered its synonym. Try your hand at inserting what you feel is the correct word [highlighted in bold type] in the following sample, based on what you believe the subject/protagonist status is:

Frankie did an amateurish job of the project. It was a first attempt with no instruction and no assistance. Those who viewed the result felt embarrassed. Others felt sympathy for Frankie. Still others wondered why Frankie was selected instead of someone with at least an introductory awareness of the desired outcome.

As for Frankie, he wasn't certain if he should admit his ignorance, talk about his stupidity, or just end all conversation and say he was dumb.

Yes, Frankie was experiencing that emotion called shame. The shame drived from a lack of knowledge.

A woman who was doing work for the first time in a new industry shamefacedly told her supervisor she did a poor job because she was dumb. Now "dumb" indicates several things. However, her supervisor took the time to explain the difference between being "dumb", being "stupid", and being "ignorant". Each is different. In her case, it was a matter of the fact that she'd not had exposure to the particular circumstances nor awareness needed in order to do that particular project. Therefore, her lack was a type of ignorance, not stupidity or being dumb.

There are different circumstances that gave rise to the results for Frankie. Care to talk about why you chose the word you did? We're all ears.

Resources:

• The 21 Indispensable Qualities of a Leader: Becoming the Person Others Will Want to Follow
  
• Capabilities for Talent Development: Shaping the Future of the Profession (What Works in Talent Development)
  
• Leadershift: The 11 Essential Changes Every Leader Must Embrace
  
• Creating Capabilities: The Human Development Approach
  
  
• If you enjoy writing and want a place where you can be challenged while receiving constructive feedback on your expressions, consider joining WordWizards, an international writers community (requires Yahoo email address).
  

Having a Voice

Some us are writers and desire to express ourselves in whatever is our style. Some of use mixed genre, fiction, nonfiction, advocacy, poetry, informative speech, humor, romance, reportage, opinion. We desire to entertain, educate, provoke conversation and thought, critical thinking, emotion and release.

Some of us use writer venues to practice and prepare our public presentations. Critiques of those rough drafts are essential. There are alternatives to writer groups. There are books. There are courses. The tried and haphazard "do it yourself" in a vacuum behind your locked [fill in the correct word] door. Of course, there's the mandatory practice in order to learn, perfect, develop the ability to do more effectively and faster with little concentration involved because the practice has caused delivery to become instinctive. And there's the critical thinking involved in creating the content.

Unfortunately, some audiences don't leave comments or evaluations so the speaker/presenter moves on in blindness while attempting to sort out for their own selves what was good and effective, what needs attention (as well as specific attention). That's when it becomes rough going because self evaluation and critiques can sometimes focus on adjusting what doesn't need attention - while other parts need work. (Isn't it wonderful that there are content editors available?)

Some of us simply want to convey our joy through a particular type of communication and share it with the rest of the world. But that "P" word [practice] is a critical part of lifting one's voice. The message needs to be effective and attractive so that it can be heard through the speaker's (writer's) voice.

So being part of a communication group, be it Toastmasters, a writers group, a class in some form of writing, is critical to perfecting the message and shaping the voice so the message can be heard.

The beauty of some online writers groups is that they focus on more than merely producing content. Some more effective groups engage in conversation about what some styles are - and then launch into practicing that style. Others share awareness of venues where content is being sought or availability of venues where a certain type of content is sought for publication. They become an unofficial Writer's Market via word of keyboard.

The point is we have voices that convey a particular message in a particular style for a particular reason. Rather than writing in a vacuum and have reception of the message go through hit-or-miss success, it's far better to use our social skills to practice using our voices raise the effectiveness of what's said.

Do you know the name of your Muse?

For Your Consideration:

• WordWizards online writers group
  
• So You Want to Start a Podcast: Finding Your Voice, Telling Your Story, and Building a Community That Will Listen
  
• 3 Tips For Writing Web Copy That Converts
  
• How to Use Imagery: 9 Songwriting Tips with Andrea Stolpe
  
• HR Genius
  

Engagement

Telling a story involves having a subject, attracting your audience to the narrative, and making them glad of the experience (generally speaking).

So what can the subject be? Sometimes it's a person and what they experienced. Then the question becomes why should anyone be interested in the story of Joe or Jane Doe? There needs to be some unique matter about the person (or their experience) that causes curiosity about them, a type of intrigue that creates a hunger to know what happens next.

At this juncture, hearken to the post image. It's merely an athletic tote. Or maybe it's a travel bag. You know, there's a possibility that it's merely a storage bag filled with nondescript items that puff it out and make you wonder what's inside. Just image if it's an unclaimed item for sale at a public storage facility. Maybe it holds the stash that was part of the 1938 bank robbery. That one's not plausible because the bag wouldn't be made of synthetic fiber. Then again, maybe that old lost stash got transferred from the leather bag into the synthetic because (for some reason) the leather needed to be replaced with a more sturdy material. (See how that goes?)

The key is creating engagement with the audience. They may see the image but something needs to be added to the recipe to entice them to discover more - and keep learning more as the the story unravels.

So what's the story associated with the tote?

You May Be Interested:

• New-Book-Plots-Constructing-Storytelling
  
• The Storytelling Edge: How to Transform Your Business, Stop Screaming into the Void, and Make People Love You
  
• Hone your skills in WordWizards
  

Purposeful Writing

When it comes to writing, there are some things that require clarification in order to attack the mission with purpose and make it effective. In particular, it's important to recognize the differences among the many genres. The communication may be excellent but misses the target because it conveyed too much, not enough, or the argument wasn't sufficiently substantiated.

In particular, there is a difference between an article and a blog post. Those two mediums are definitely very different from a report, letter, white paper, memo, or email. Their basis and intent are not on the same level.

A Blog Post

What's your definition of an article compared to a blog post? That distinction has been on my mind since June 21 of this year. Perhaps the blog post is an evolved, digital version of an article whereas an article will always be published in a magazine or newspaper. Time to return to investigate by considering those early days when blogging first came on the scene. It was more like a journal entry. It captured the various thoughts the writer had about a particular subject. It seems to have evolved over time to being somewhere between a journal entry and an editorial. Still, it exists as a thought piece. The research that substantiates the conclusions helps to support them. If the research also becomes bibliographic information to accompany the post, some will assume the bibliography is not proof of the conclusions but free research put at their complete disposal.

Back to the distinction between a blog post compared to an article. For that matter, what about those special-interest news programs? Are those merely stories, articles or reports? Sometimes they seem to be entertainment for the sake of helping the viewing public distracted from the tedium of daily life rather than news per se.

Some are quick to call a person a hobbyist because they blog. True enough, there are those who blog about news and endeavor to report the news. They even call themselves journalists and reporters although they have no training in journalism, reporting, and copy editing. Many times they have good communication and writing skills. Some are even paid to blog, compared with write articles. These activities get us into making certain we're using the right term when referring to the writer.

The term for a non-journalist reporter blogger (that is, one who has no formal training or background in reporting or journalism) is a "citizen journalist." There are several opinions expressed about who and what qualifies as citizen journalist as well as the benefits that accrue to that status. Over the course of time, those who have more capitalistic leanings will spot the needs and avail themselves of filling the void. Thus, putting the term "citizen journalism school" into a search engine will result in many options.

An Article

As with any other type of writing, the article (no matter what the medium) needs to be engaging. It needs to tell a good story and make the reader feel it is relevant to their being better informed, better able to make good choices, and live a better existence because of the reliability of the information they used. The same principle holds true with all good writing, whether fiction or nonfiction, business or scholastic, oration or recreation.

Then we move into who is qualified to write the magazine or newspaper article. It's typically a reporter who writes up the information and submits it to their publication. This is the more narrow role of someone who is a journalist. There are certain responsibilities that attend to each capacity that in many instances do not attach to the citizen journalist who blogs about something that happened.

It's important that the journalist and reporter provide as factual an account in their informative disposition as is possible. Their biases need to be put aside or at least admitted so that there's as little slanted reporting and undue influence. Otherwise, it isn't journalism as much as it is editorial and opinion.

The Good Journalist

Providing a good, unbiased, informative article requires the ability to speak up and the courage to push back if the logic isn't sound or the concept is too novel for carte blanche authority. These attributes are also true of the good lawyer, as well as the fact-finding professions that are grounded on getting the best information possible to serve their clients. The accuracy is critical. Working on assumptions, and with little to no exposure nor appreciation of the driving elements of the situation simply is not an effective way to deliver quality. You need to speak up when something isn't clear. It's essential to ask good questions - even during the writing process.

Which leads me to some additional thoughts. Is it mandatory that a good journalist, whether citizen journalist or reporter, be a member of a journalistic organization? Should they be compensated for their time and effort in providing their services? What constitutes eligibility to be a member of any of these formal organizations or even a writers union?

Just a closing aside. Remember to use the style guide appropriate to your vehicle.

Resources:

Citizen Journalism

• Pros and Cons of Citizen Journalism, Crystal Lombardo, Vision Launch (June 2, 2016)
  
• The pros and pros of 'citizen journalism', Jason Stverak, Online Journalism Review, USC Annenberg (March 12, 2010)
  
• Citizen Journalism Pros and Cons, apecsecadmin, Asia-Pacific Economics Blog
  (Apr 18, 2015)
  
• Understanding Citizen Journalism: The Power and Perils of Independent Reporting, Tony Rogers, ThoughtCo.com (Updated February 05, 2018 )
  
• Blogging vs. Journalism: The Ongoing Debate, Jacob Friedman, The Next Web (Aug 18, 2010)
  

Journalists and Reporters

• What Is the Difference Between a Journalist & a Reporter?, Scott Knickelbine, Chron.com (Updated July 01, 2018)
  
• What is journalism?, American Press Institute
  
• What is the purpose of journalism?, American Press Institute
  
• Understanding Bias, American Press Institute
  

Journalism Organizations

• Professional Journalism Organizations
  
• The National Press Club
  
• Society of Professional Journalists
  
• Associated Press
  
• National Writers Union
  
• Online News Organization
  

Additional Resources:

• The Elements of Journalism, Revised and Updated 3rd Edition: What Newspeople Should Know and the Public Should Expect
  
• Associated Press Guide to News Writing: The Resource for Professional Journalists
  
• Read Consultant's Desk on Kindle
  

The Implied Sense

So many words are part of our daily lexicon that it's rare that we consider the implied meaning or sense that it gives to the listener or the reader. As writers and communicators, we're setting the mood that envelopes the audience. To give substance to the piece, the tone needs to deliver the right attitude. That's one of the reasons why a few lessons in university English were indelibly learned while also coming to the realization about one particular word, "but."

Such a simple word. There were a few subtle things about it that were shared the night that the instructor faulted me on its use. She then turned to another student to explain what it meant to use the word "but." She also asked him to come up with some alternative words that convey a more positive attitude. The word "however" was one that was offered. Other words offered were "also" and "yet." Thesaurus.com offers some additional alternatives. During that class night, poor "but" was left standing in the corner like a rejected distant cousin.

The problem with "but" was that it is a negative word, implies a negative exception. Yes, it has a dual function in our vocabulary. It is a preposition that allows one to transition from one thought to another. It's also a conjunction used for similar purposes. However, it is best used to transition from the positive to the negative. For example, "We had a wonderful trip but the car broke down so we didn't have time to do all the sightseeing that was planned." Dictionary.com explains this.

The "usage notes" regarding "but" are also very helpful. They deal with punctuation associated with the use of the word as a conjunction and when it is used as a prepositional beginning of a sentence.

No matter how it's used, consider the tone that your striving to achieve with your communication. It can be more positive if it weren't for all those "if"s and "but"s. It all part of the implied message.

Resources:

• Commas before conjunctions (e.g., and, or, but)
  
• How to Begin a Sentence With 'And' or 'But'
  
• But vs. yet
  
• Coordinating Conjunctions
  
• But vs. Though, Grammar-Quizzes.com
  

Useful Tools:

• Read In a Word via Kindle
  
• PHR/SPHR Certification Exam Preparation
  

Guidelines to Publishing

Those of you who've been following my activities on social media are aware that I gave a talk last month about domestic and workplace abuse.

There was the research for the most current information and practices. There was getting past the barriers to reaching those sources. And the challenge of getting digital handouts was enormous. (Consider attempting to collect paper copies from a physical - not virtual - location when you have no personal vehicle but do have mobility impairments and the resources are more than 15 miles away in any direction.) Then came writing the manuscript (think speech). Started as a script with a resource list. Became a PowerPoint. Moved back to script. You're also aware that I was developing digital resources to accompany that talk. That was why we returned to the idea of a script. That resource was to become my first ebook.

Needless to say, there was a lot of learning to do about how to self publish. Enter the generosity of some virtual colleagues who shared their knowledge of e-publishing - from 2008. Technologies and software have changed about every two years. So the guidance about how to do things from one source was good but the the way to do it was obsolete (not to mention time consuming when it came to interpolation). Fortunately, some of those authors pointed to updated versions. And those updated versions pointed to newer instructions.

Ultimately (around the tenth hour and return to PowerPoint - with more success), I kept being steered to some of the best known self publishing sites that have instructions about preparing your manuscript for digital publication. (Some of them even offer advice on how to convert from digital to print!)

Publishing is more than researching and then writing a manuscript. There is an entire process to it. The foundation is creating a plan. (Yes, I know. Planning detracts from inspirational writing. Spontaneity detracts from delivering a meaningful message.) Over the past five months, I've uncovered some remarkable materials about the steps involved in publishing a book. It can be applied to publishing anything, including a resume or profile. And what has me talking to you today is coming across an email promo from Writers Market that talks about the 100 things a writer should know about publishing. It's extremely similar to other content that went before it. You know, I think we can rely on this information.

So today I'm providing you with links to the self publishing sites as well as the resources they provide about using their site to self publish. (Disclaimer: The next sentence is unabashed promo.) Just remember that you can come to me to get proofreading (or editing) services for your masterpiece. As is indicated in the name of this site, you can also just get a constructive critique.

All of that messing about that went into preparing for last month's talk had a starting point. The idea and presenting it along with a plan in the back of my mind about how it was to be delivered and to whom it was intended to reach. Of the 100 things a writer should know is start with a plan.

Now for that list of resources.

Resources:

• IngramSpark - 100 Things Authors Should Know (check the Entrances Bulletins for information and link)
  
• Plan Your Book
  
• IngramSpark - Publishing IQ Quiz from IngramSpark
  
• BISACs: Cracking the Code
  
• How to make and publish an eBook from BookBaby
  
• Five Steps to Self Publishing from BookBaby
  
• SmashWords Style Guide
  
• Formatting Parts of an eBook from Digital Publishing 101
  
• Introduction to Ebook Publishing (Smashwords tutorial series, #1), a YouTube video
  
• What is KDP?: Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing Explained
  
• KDP Tools and Resources
  <-- amended items 11/9/17 >
  
• KDP How-to Resource Guide
  
• KDP Help Pages
  
• CreateSpace How-to Resource Guide
  

Sponsored Links:

• The McGraw-Hill Desk Reference for Editors, Writers, and Proofreaders
  
• Poets & Writers Magazine
  

About Copyright Notices

So the publication is written, formatted, and ready to be published. Time to do the happy dance.

But wait a minute. There are those folks who think that because there's no copyright notice anywhere on the content that they're free to reproduce it or even put their name on it or submit it elsewhere and say they produced it. Let's get the copyright notice on this baby.

Er, what should be in the copyright notice? It's pretty simple. "@ [insert year] [insert name of author]". There. You've created the copyright notice. Want a variation of it? Okay. "Copyright [insert year] [insert name of author]". Just open any book to the cover page or the copyright page. You'll find an example in either of those locations. (Sometimes the copyright page is combined with the cover page.)

If you're dealing with those copyright neophytes, you may want to include some restricted rights language. Follow your copyright notice with the sentence, "All rights reserved."

Unfortunately, these folks have no clue about what "reserved" means. So you can expand the statement with additional details. The Book Designer provides the language that can be used for legal notices, both long form as well as short. There's no guarantee that they'll pay any attention to the language. However, duplicating services do understand what it means and they will not reproduce a work that lacks the proper notices. Heavy penalties are levied if they're caught violating these laws.

The Book Designer goes into a lot (I mean a lot) of detail about what to do if you discover your content is being "shared" all over the place. (Can you tell I've discovered another book publishing magi?)

Okay. It's time to start working on the manuscript, inserting the images, formatting the table of contents and chapter headings. Then this precious babe can get submitted to the publisher.

And the next bit of satisfaction can start. Rehearsing the speech.

Wait a minute. What about that thing called the ISBN?

Resources:

• Copyright Page Samples You Can Copy and Paste Into Your Book
  
• Self-Publishing Basics: An Unabridged List of the Parts of a Book
  
• Avast! Piracy and the Self-Publisher
  
• Digital Millennium Copyright Act
  

Sponsored Links:

• The Self-Publisher's Quick & Easy Guide to Copyright (The Self-Publisher's Quick & Easy Guides)
  
• Self-Publisher's Legal Handbook: Updated Guide to Protecting Your Rights and Wallet
  

Is This What You Want?

Yes, it's very prudent to go into a new environment and do a lot of listening before speaking up (and showing how much you don't yet know). It's also very easy to listen a lot and attempt to make an addition to the conversation. Then it's time to muster the courage to launch into doing something in the venue to gain experience and recognition.

So it is with stepping from reading, to writing, to submitting, to publishing, to becoming self published. There's all the stuff that has different names. What seemed like a straightforward reference to a particular portion of the book is not what it seemed. (This isn't First Grade anymore.) And looking it up before speaking only leads to finding great information but on a different path. Does that mean do more listening? It means learning the terminology.

Foot in Mouth

So you want to know how to handle formatting the front matter. Front matter is just what it sounds like. It means the. beginning of the book. But here we are in the Electronic Age. There are print books and there are digital or ebooks. The front matter for one is very different from the other. So you talk about wanting to format front matter to someone hoping they'll reveal some precious nuggets to get you started on your own project. You think you're talking about the book cover, title page, acknowledgements, foreword, dedication, and the table of content. Right? For a print book, that would be true. For an ebook, that's not the case. How much do you know? Not a lot.

The front matter of an ebook title page, copyright page, and table of contents. There are other parts of a book that are considered front matter. Those are probably what were in the novice's mind as they posed the question. There will be polite responses that attempt to guide. Don't be dismayed. Writers and authors are busy people. They're not in the business of tutoring while they're attempting to make a living at their craft.

Ask the Right Questions

So listen and learn the terminology, the lingo. Because we're so carefree with terminology (and sometimes because it's simply so basic it isn't even discussed), it's important to look up the terms to be certain you know how a term is being used. Yes, it would be ideal to have a mentor. Mentors are people who have the time to guide another. You can find them in discussion groups, professional and fraternal organizations. You can also find assistance from sites that provide professional services - for a fee. Having a professional do the work is going to cost money. If your budget doesn't have that space, your learning and development will be even stronger because you're going to get hands-on application with knowing what it is you seek. It's also called "trial and error" and at other times it's considered practice. Do it; test; see the mistakes; fix them; test again. But at least you have a greater awareness of what it is you're talking about and what you're requesting a service provider (professional) to do.

Screening

Let's say you do have the budget to have a service provider do the work for you. You tell them what you want. You need to do some screening. (No, not silk screening nor film screening; those are something else.) They need to be asking you questions to be certain they understand what you want. You're forming a meeting of the minds, a contract for services, that is the foundation for the exchange of money for product. Furthermore, you need to be asking questions about their level of expertise. You need to be aware of whether this is the first time the gig worker or organization volunteer has done this type of work or whether they have three or four projects under their belt. Where can you find representations of their finished product, their work samples?

Just the Beginning

So there you are. You want to create and publish your digital book. Now you realize "front matter" isn't the same thing in all cases.

By now and because of your research and listening, you've come to the realize that there's also formatting that needs to be done. It needs to be applied to different parts of the digital book in different ways because the publishing processor sees the different parts as separate sections. You need to ask the processor to handle publishing your masterpiece in the proper way. There's book cover. There's the front matter. There's formatting and saving. There's using the right template and properly formatting it.

And then there's the manuscript. It's another story. But the creation of the manuscript, and the various things that are embodied in it, is probably the predominant part of the conversations you've been listening to in those discussion groups. They're all important. But it's essential to understand the language and speak it before you ask for help and get a surprise.

Resources:

• Amazon Kindle Publishing Guidelines
  
• How to make and publish an eBook
  
• 5 Steps to Self Publishing
  
• How To Format Your E-Book (the Non Migraine-Inducing Way)
  
• 
  Formatting the parts of an ebook
  
• Lulu Ebook Creator Guide
  
• EPUB Conversion: Prepare Your Manuscript for eBook Conversion
  
• One Thing You Shouldn’t Put at the Front of Your Ebook
  
• Smashwords Style Guide
  
• Self-Publishing Basics: How to Organize Your Book’s Front Matter
  
• Best Practices: Front Matter for eBooks by Section
  
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The Selves

Selfies have become not only the rage, they're now the norm. Selfies are pictures that are taken of your own self by your own self. While they used to be single-person images, they've grown to include clusters of people. Although that would qualify them to be called "groupies", they're not. That's something completely different.

But as you can see from the opening sentences, the matter of how to use and when to use "yourself" compared with "theirself" or "themself" (complete with spellcheck's squiggly red underscore) can become problematic. Sometimes it's easier to go the long way around and just say "they did it on their own" or "they did it to their own self," which, admittedly, becomes a bit cumbersome. All that work to say something simple about "them."

So here's the skinny from Dictionary.com.

About "Theirself"

According to Dictionary.com, "theirself is the nonstandard variant of (what else?) "themself." Its usage comes from 13th Century Middle England and is an informal usage, i.e., spoken by the common folk; not necessarily proper English. Have we spent enough time on this part of the exercise?

Checking the Sources

It's useful to check the guidelines about use and usage before jumping into the middle of the ocean. After all, you want to know you'll have good footing or an easy way to swim. In this regard, I did a bit of research for you who (like me) were wondering about this and gaining way more gray (which way to spell that, with an "e" or an "a"?) hair than you deserve. With a search string that queried the principles of usage between the two words (themselves compared with theirselves), an avalanche hit me.

These words are considered reflective pronouns. Writing Explained (WE) tells us not only do these reflective pronouns talk about what's being done, they also emphasize who is doing it. (Hint: According to Stack Exchange, it means the speaker is doing it to their own self. A bit like self flagellation, e.g., he was flogging himself.) EX: The class took theirselves to the bistro. Who did this? The class. what did they do? They took themselves, and no one else. (Maybe it was a private party.) One example WE gives is the classic "Please CC myself and Donna on the email." That was one of the grammar lessons from Third Grade. The speaker comes last in the enumeration. Fortunately, that phrasing is noted as being "nontraditional" (ahem) and the correct phrasing (called more graceful) is provided, "Please CC Donna and me on the email."

Now, I'm starting to get confused about which word to use, them or their. So let's just plow (did you know that the "plough" version of this word is British?) through all of this themming and theiring (not real words).

"Theirselves" is more typically spoken and is definitely not correct when written. Okay. Just don't use it. And if you don't speak it, you're less inclined to get confused about what to do when it needs to be (hint: never) written.

Them and Themselves

Grammar Girl is a major guru. She's a member of the American Copy Editors Society (did anyone know such a society exists?) and dutifully stays up to date on all things grammar. She even tracks what AP and Chicago Manual of Style have to say about proper usage. Apparently, this subject has been plaguing the brains of others. But the two monsters of style are at odds. Where AP says, with caution, it's okay to use "themself" but you may want to rephrase your sentence. Why? Because "themself" is considered that naughty of naughties, nonstandard, i.e., incorrect. However, guru Grammar Girl tells us "themselves" is okey-doke.

As for the Tangents

As for all those tangents that (ahem) arose, we'll deal with them on an item by item basis over the coming months.

Resources:

• Themselves or Theirselves – Which is Correct?
  
• ‘Themself’ or ‘Themselves’?
  
• American Copy Editors Society
  
• The Chicago Manual of Style Online
  
• The Chicago Manual of Style Online New Questions and Answers
  
• “them”, “themselves,” or “their selves”?
  

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Review: For Dad

Some of us keep journals. Others keep vlogs (that is, videos of us speaking to a camera about our personal thoughts). They're personal. They're helpful in getting through some situations that are simply not comprehensible in any other fashion. Even more importantly, they are the tool we use when we dare not express our thoughts aloud with someone else.

It's sort of the duty of maturing adolescents to assert themselves and challenge authority figures. They need to figure out how hard to push, when to push, and how to be good, responsible people. And then there's learning how to deal with loss or death.

Techniques in good story telling involve many dynamics. Building tension is one such technique to keep the audience's attention. That requires having a good premise. The characters need to have charisma but they also need to have flaws.

There need to be contrasts. "For Dad" offers them from the perspective of the adolescent, full of promise juxtaposed to the comatose adult. We wonder what the outcome will be. A good story has an ending that's a surprise each time you experience it. Should the audience expect this conclusion?

Enter the adolescent girl, probably 15 or 16. Her father has just slipped into a coma. In "For Dad," we meet the unnamed heroine of the video journal. She is saddened at the loss. She poses one ultimatum after another to her sleeping father in an attempt to force him back into consciousness and reunion with the family. But those ultimatums are deals she makes after filling him in on what's been happening in her current world without him.

It's fascinating how much we learn from our parental experiences. Those are the foundations upon which we decipher how to navigate Life. Our protagonist has her first boyfriend. He wants her to break up with him. And she expresses what she realizes Dad will say in response to that situation. It shows she has a good foundation upon which to reason through good decision.

Her journal takes us through nearly a year and a half of fighting through the range of emotions that come from loss - grief, anger, depression, determination, resolve, acceptance. But she continues to bargain with Dad to wake up while also keeping him up to date on her progression through learning how to live and be vital again.

That includes being a teenager and going to the mall. Although they aren't the focus, we see the seasons passing. She meets a guy. She likes him. Opportunity lost. Opportunity regained. Bargain with Dad to wake up so he can meet the guy.

In her determination to get Dad back, she rummages through some of his belongings that were boxed and stored. She finds some things that were hidden. Best not kept for public viewing, especially for teenagers.

Seasons come and go. Dad's birthday comes around. It's celebrated by her with a nose ring and black lipstick - and more bargaining. But all the while, a return to living is evolving in the protagonist's life. More bargaining; more pressing the story forward. The tension is rising. It keeps us riveted to this story coming from a young perspective, one filled with promise.

Being vital culminates in taking a bike trip with the new boyfriend and a few other friends. They start from home on a journey to the coast, 400 miles away. She's still challenging Dad. She's still bargaining with him. When she makes that 800-mile round trip adventure, it will be tantamount to Dad's having gone on his own adventure and the both of them will complete their journeys and reconvene to celebrate.

Sure enough, her determination, her faith, have a payload. She receives a text message that Dad woke up. Since she's still on her own bike trip and three hours away from home by car, she (now a licensed driver) uses the car of one of the members of the group to get home. She's excited. She's so thrilled that she doesn't realize some of the things she's doing that are putting them in harm's way.

This is a short-short. The tension isn't predicated on what's not told (names, location, time of year) as much as it is on what's going to happen. Identifying with the experiences is also easy. No matter what the race or gender, the scenarios are of the human experience.

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But It's Protected

The wonderful world of copyright. When did that evolve into law that provides legal remedies for taking the work of another, claiming ownership of it, and then reaping economic reward for the theft?

Outright plagiarism still happens. Copying and modifying a theme gets us into murky waters. And then there is the matter of ideas and proposals that contain the idea for a work. Some of it is entitled to protection. Some of it takes finessing in order to make certain it doesn't unintentionally become public domain. And some simply isn't protected - or maybe it isn't.

Advice regarding what can be protected comes from copyright lawyer, Brian Klems. "[C]opyright doesn’t stop at your words, but protects any original expression in your work, including detailed outlines, plots and characters." Not too many folks understand that. Consider the kindly folks in the church committee who are trying to approve a new program. Someone steps up to the plate and outlines something they believe will be worthwhile. It sits in Committee for six months. It languishes. Meanwhile, someone needs further details. Those are willingly supplied. After all, this is a church group that is founded on ethical and honest behavior. A year later the program is nixed but someone else produces a program that is eerily similar to the one that was proposed. The doppelganger has some nice aspects to it but lacks the true thrust of the original idea. The original idea is somewhere in either the back of the file drawer or last year's trash.

Then there's the idea presented to a professional organization. "That's a fantastic idea," someone exclaims. "Let's work on it together so we can develop the details." Of course that collaboration happens. And then the colleague is mysteriously unavailable, that is, until they produce an initiative under their own authorship.

We need to be certain of the ethics of those with whom we're working and that they understand the principles of copyright. That doesn't mean browbeat everyone with your encyclopedic knowledge each time you have a discussion. But some preliminaries are justified. Observe the members of the group and learn about their habits and beliefs. Notice how they treat others. Have a conversation about their understanding of limits and boundaries, what will happen and under what circumstances is a healthy idea. (Document it.) If you see eye to eye, move forward. If they breach the understanding, it's time to move on to a healthier environment that focused on mutual benefits.

Be clever with your creations. Be smart and informed with how you handle marketing and publishing them. Be agreeable but also be wise about the nebulous subject of copyright.

Resources:

• What Does Copyright Protect?, Copyright.gov
  
• Copyright, IPWatchdog.com
  
• Can You Copyright an Idea?, Brian A. Klems, Writer's Digest (July 29, 2013)
  
• FREE DOWNLOAD: What is Plagiarism? – And other Copyright Law FAQs, Writer's Digest
  
• How To Copyright An Idea For Film Or TV, (How to Copyright and Protect Your Ideas), Stephanie Palmer, Good in a Room
  
• Protecting Your Ideas: Copyright Boundaries, Howard G. Zaharoff, Morse, Barnes-Brown & Pendleton, PC (May 15, 2001)
  
• A Brief History of Copyright, Intellectual Property Rights Office
  
• History of Copyright (2005)
  
• Copyright law of the United States, Wikipedia
  
• Gaye vs. Thicke: How blurred are the lines of copyright infringement?, By Matthew D. Morrison, OUPBlog, Oxford University Press (March 26th 2015)
  

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Review: First Stage of Being in the Club

Becoming a mother doesn't start on that final push, it starts with preparation. And giving birth is only the beginning of the wondrous adventure. As with Nature, maternity and motherhood comes in stages: there's the time of flirtation, getting attention and attraction, inviting a touch or visit that leads to fertilization. And then the miracles that happen during gestation.

"In the Club" is a mini series aired on KCET. It allows us to visit the lives of six women who become acquainted with one another because of a prenatal class they attend together. With a major life issue in common and regular visits filled with learning and sharing, they form a bond, even a friendship, with one another. Their partners become part of that friendship.

One by one, we learn about each woman and her circumstances. We learn about her partner and their living circumstances. With each episode we get drawn into the intrigue of what will happen next and whether the characters will be able to work through the challenges they face.

At first blush, it would seem that it's merely a story about six bloated women who will ultimately go through a time of screaming and groaning and exposing their bottom to the world so that they may receive a slimy, wriggly, wailing newborn. Well, we do go through all of that but there's more to each of the six stories.

One woman discovers, at 37 weeks, that she's expecting twins. An hour later, she discovers that her husband was fired five months before but never told her. Their car has been repossessed, they are in arrears on their house payments, they have two adopted children who are very much a part of the parents' lives, and Mom has been blithely going about preparing a nursery that the family cannot afford. The final straw comes when Dad takes the children for pizza after school but can't pay the bill. His solution is to feign being a terrorist and robbing a bank.

There is also the older woman who became pregnant by a lover who is 25 years her junior and has a lot of maturing that needs to be done before he'll be ready to become a responsible father. Meanwhile, Mom is going through a torrid divorce from a resentful husband and even more resentful adult children.

The unwed teen has been hiding her pregnancy from her widowed long-haul driver father. She's been resourceful enough to rent tapes about childbirth but she has no clue about what's happening to her. Housekeeping skills have not been part of her maturation agenda. She stumbles into the class in full labor. Meanwhile, her dad has fallen asleep at the wheel and suffered a serious injury. The teen and hre baby's after care become a major issue.

The young Indian couple are having their ups and downs. It doesn't help that she claims she became pregnant while they were honeymooning. She confides to one of her friends that she's not really in love with her husband but he's a good man. Tensions rise when her doctor questions why her ankles are so swollen this much in advance of her due date. Complications arise not only with her pregnancy but also with determining the paternity of her baby.

The lesbian couple are going through the strains of living out of the closet with the teenage son of the non-gestating partner. The ex-husband is also the father of the the coming life. What is ultimately revealed is that the pregnancy was not started by in vitro fertilization and the couple are falling in love with one another.

And then there's the prenatal class instructor, a nurse, who is expecting the child of her boss, the OB/GYN for the women in the class.

Yes, it's a bit of a soap opera scenario. The thing of it is, the story is well written. You don't get bored with weekly screaming and grunting sessions. It's the intricacies of each story that pull the attention. It's the tension that mounts causing the viewer to wonder what will happen next. The writers make the audience try to anticipate how the challenges will be resolved and ask their own selves how they would handle each one or whether they would be able to do so.

The writers succeed in making this a story of diversity in a unique way. Each mother faces a unique situation. There are different social issues at play, different ethnicities represented, different economic circumstances. Even the children pose non-traditional challenges that wouldn't be expected in a traditional family drama.

For example, one of the fraternal twins was a successful birth. But his sister had a difficult time and will be a special-needs baby. Those twins are special to their adopted older siblings. As far as those two are concerned, they are a family of six, all special and all equally loved. The teen son is going through rage and hate for his mother now that she's come out. He's abusive and disrespectful. Getting him to curb his behavior toward her is not the responsibility of her partner nor her ex-husband. Although she's good at being demanding, it's at the wrong time and her aggressive behavior is directed at the wrong person.

The story winds the audience into its telling but there's a bit of a snag there. This is a story premised on six expecting women. Those pregnancies are the primary basis of the show. It's not feasible to have the same six women having a new pregnancy year after year. So how will the series perpetuate itself? Perhaps by morphing into a story about raising children. That friendship bond can only last so long when lives become disparate because of disparate circumstances.

Spoiler alert: This show only lasted for one season.

The good things about it are the acting, the writing, the symbolism. It makes for some good conversation about dealing with Life circumstances and how many options we actually have. It's eye opening to consider Life outside of our circumstances in order to safely consider how long we should stay on a particular path before taking a turn onto another road that may get us to our destination in a more comfortable or safer manner.

Even though it's a brief indulgence, it's worth making friends with these women and becoming involved with their lives. We learn that maternity is only the beginning of the story.

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Review: Writer in a New Land

Public Broadcast Stations (PBS) are airing a few new week night series. It's a mixed bag of drama, light comedy, situational comedy, mystery, and whodunits. These are in addition to the weekend Masterpiece dramas.

One of the new series, 800 Words, seems to pick up on a theme from the Masterpiece story, Durrells in Corfu. There we were told the 1930s story of the newly widowed English woman and her four children who left England in search of a more affordable existence in a small village in a Greek island. Her eldest embarks on a career as an author.

With 800 Words, the story is modified. It's a contemporary Australian widower, George Turner, who transplants to a small town in New Zealand with his two teenagers. Each day is a new adventure of errors and calamities. The family learns the house they thought they were moving into is not the ideal abode. Instead, it's more than a fixer-upper. It's a disaster that is barely tolerable - and then gets worse. Then the boat with all of their furniture and belongings sinks. The family is left to quite literally rough it as they learn about the island, the people, the customs, and survival in a new place.

Now in a new place with offspring who need to be cared for, George needs to earn a living. He finds a job as the local newspaper columnist and journalist. Somehow, that job pays for the family's most immediate needs and affords George the ability to pay for the numerous repairs for the house and the car. While the teenagers go through their form of grieving and trying to make sense of this new life, we learn about Dad as he works through his own battles through his weekly column that has a word count limit of 800 words - thus the name of the series. He speaks to us, and the village, through his column. He philosophizes. He learns. He discloses.

The story is made more endearing because it's situated in a very small town on an idyllic island. Needless to say, everyone knows everyone else. Gossip is the mainstay. People pitch in to help one another. Spontaneous housewarmings happen. Scandals come; scandals go. Peace abides as Life shifts and existence spins its way into a new day and new situations.

We go through the maturation process with the teens. It's easy to recognize that the story is authored by a man. The older daughter seems a bit more mature for her years than we would expect of a 16 year old. She is also not shy about speaking her mind to anyone, whether adult or peer. The younger son is learning about claiming territory and where he fits into the pecking order of the land. But he is also learning about his voice and he uses his voice and sophistication to work through the various situations that confront him.

Both of the youth are very sophisticated and philosophical. They make the viewer wonder what type of woman Mum was and what type of parenting was happening before the transplant occurred.

When George isn't writing, he's negotiating his way through existence as he goes through his own form of release from grieving. He attempts to reclaim the precious days of his youth when he longed to surf the New Zealand waters. Now approaching middle age, he realizes that may be more of a daydream than something that will be attained but it creates an occasional respite and an opportunity to meet more of the neighbors and become one with the land. He wants to fit in and he wants his family to be accepted by the locals. After all, they're going to live there for the rest of their lives.

Like the petals of a flower that slowly peel away from the bud, so the knowledge about the transplanted family comes to life in the series and we're drawn into the drama of life in a new place. We laugh at the double-handed doses Life dishes out in the form of tragedies that morph into moments of laughter that make it all the sweeter to be in Weld. We begin to yearn for that simpler time when Life was much more mellow in spite of what seems like chaos.

Perhaps the chaos is merely the unpredictable nature of living one day into the next. It's all a surprise and an exercise in a type of game of survival. In this idyllic setting, the threats and dangers are sparse. It's a relief to believe that type of existence can happen both in the past for the Durrells and in the present for the Turners.

If only more of us were as articulate so that we would paint word pictures for others to savor while we surf through our days.

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First Impressions

I love this blurb from an American Management Association promotional email. It highlights the reasons why using a proofreading and copy editing service is so important:

Troubleshoot Writing Errors That Make You Look Bad

Every time you send an email or submit a report, you are being judged on your writing skills. Business writing errors (even simple grammatical mistakes) can complicate your message, confuse your readers, cost you money, diminish your professional image, and hold you back in your career.

There are many instances when the writer's message attempts to convey the level of expertise they have to offer. Were it not for the grammatical and spelling errors in their written message (the ones that the reader is willing to overlook because the logic is very sound), the advances the author could be realizing could dramatically increase. It's a heartbreaking situation.

For example, it may be possible that the author of this content wasn't able to afford the time for an additional copy edit before publishing it. Or maybe they were simply so motivated to get the content published, were pressed for time, and had a lot of confidence in what existed that they felt there was no need for an additional read-through.

Cash – obviously if you can make a sale that’s revenue for your company. One example of this would be a facility that sells monthly memberships.

Attention and Trust – now they’re lots of businesses that need this. For example: I’m going to watch channel 6 news tonight. Well, I’m not paying them cash. I’m giving them attention and trust, in which they can figure out how to make money through advertising.

Referral – Does your service or product work better when your friends use it too? Krispy Kreme uses the revenue of referral. Everytime they open up a new location, employees start giving away thousands of donuts. The people most likely show up for a free hot donut are those who have heard the legend of Krispy Kreme and are delighted that the company is finally in town. These people spread the word. They tell their friends and even bring them into a store.

Imagine the fan's disappointment when they read this excerpt and sincerely want to recommend the author to colleagues:

"The problem with this approach is if you think everyone that breaths is your ideal customer chances are you’ll spend money in the wrong media channels and time at the wrong events or on the wrong platforms, wasting your greatest resources of time and money."

or here when they find the stupendous advice that's laced with a few problems with the use of articles, such as:

"The typical bland response for many is to say . . . “I’m in the cleaning business, I’m an consultant, I’m a plumbing contractor or I’m a account specialist.”"

Then there are the writers who allow their spell checker to dominate their proofreading. Unfortunately, the spell checker is simply an automated system that doesn't really pay attention to context. So the printed version of the speech may sound right but it talks about the person who "lead" the throngs or the one who "new" all of the facts. And there's the classic where the reporter wrote about their interview with a South African artist who shared with comfort she derives from going back to the "crawl" to escape from the rigors of touring and being in the entertainment industry.

A grammatical issue makes the speaker seem to be in charge but the copy editor is wincing when they read this sentence: "Let's look at it another way. Do you care to listen to people whom you dislike?"

It's a good idea to use at least a proofreader for a quick review of the copy before it's published. Yes, the pressures of being first to speak are there. Yes, there are other issues happening that are demanding your attention and attempting to tear you away from that precious item to be pushed out to the world (literally).

Perhaps life would be better if instead of a one-time, gig-style service, a retained copy editor (or just a proofreading service) would be the answer. No doubt a reduced, continuous service rate could be worked out that would provide a more satisfactory result for all involved. After all, the real goal of the writing is reaching a destination that represents success for the writer / speaker. So it just makes sense to have the end result be an enduring positive first impression.

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